tarntino:

all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather

they’re all bastards, duh

(via autodidactspook)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via autodidactspook)

"Your Hand In Mine" by Explosions In The Sky

I was listening to a studying playlist on Spotify when this song came on. Remember that mix CD you made me— the one with this song on it?

Memories flooded back to my head all at once— holding hands in my car, driving to OTL, driving to Powell at 2 AM, that whole year— and I just stopped what I was doing and sat and… wow

The crash that killed the car that is in all of these memories is also the crash that destroyed this CD (and so many others), as the light post conveniently managed to hit the car PRECISELY at the part of my car where the CD storage area existed (before my entire dashboard shifted to the right, and the fucking window exploded, and my glasses flew off my fucking head).

Life is funny.

(Source: Spotify)

Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you. —Deepak Chopra  (via yung-human)

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shy-crackers:

rage—prince:

demon—eyes:

marvels-spooky-angel:

demon—eyes:

OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER image

AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS 

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS 
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

(via autodidactspook)

(Source: emstonesdaily)

lesbian-satan:

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

LOVE THESE ASSHOLE SKELETONS

(via spoopysbitching)

whatserendipity:

bostonsocks:

cryingarabella:

breaking news

snscheetz

fuck yeah I can confirm this is 100% true

(via queenotrera)

(Source: mcwinkel, via mmmkayt)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

LITERALLY MY FUCKING LIFE

"Oh hey, Will. We’re going to this rad party tonight— you should come with!"

*ARRIVES AT PARTY WITH FRIENDS*
*FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY ABANDON ME AND DISPERSE INTO CROWD*
"Well fuck, I’m really glad I came to this party, I guess I’ll just stand by the wall with my beer for four-hours"

(via shoveit-up-yourass)

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The NFL at it’s finest, once again.

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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dicaeopolis:

sweatydoughnutpeach:

dicaeopolis:

francieum

peasants

the scalene triangle

reblog if u a tru 2012 kid

what’s francieum???

they are forgetting

check your privilege: some of us only remember forfuturereferenceonly

(Source: spookaeopolis, via shoveit-up-yourass)