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“You know how sports teach kids teamwork and how to be strong and brave and confident? Improv was my sport. I learned how to not waffle and how to hold a conversation, how to take risks and actually be excited to fail.”
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UNFROSTED POPTARTS ARE PURE HELLLIKE HEY LETS MAKE A “BREAKFAST” PASTRY THING THAT DRIES OUT YOUR WHOLE FUCKING MOUTHAND IT’LL TASTE LIKE A COMMUNION WAFER TOOSOUNDS GREAT, BOB! AND BY THAT I MEAN FUCK YOU, BOBYOU ASS

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong


…the fuck?
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marginally-diligent:

"He’s— he’s dead inside…" 


neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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communitytv:

"I told Pierce a thousand times! I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture!" 

benefitsofdrinkingwine:

unpretty-princess:

manhatinglesbian:

revolution-of-the-self:

niceandpeaceful:

Please watch the video.

I’m getting scared as fuck to be alive right now.

Fuck

Don’t let it disappear. Not now, not ever.

Umm.


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hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it
"   I’m throwing lit matches at a box of dynamite, seeing how close I can get before this all blows up in my face.   "

jackscarab:

childrenmilk:

kuuderekitten:

givenchybackpack:

might be the rawest pic I ever seen. and he got a bag of chips in his hand

THIS IS SO FUCKING METAL

With his dreads and his american flag shirt, this is everything

Rockets’ red glare indeed.


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