all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather
they’re all bastards, duh
"Your Hand In Mine" by Explosions In The Sky
I was listening to a studying playlist on Spotify when this song came on. Remember that mix CD you made me— the one with this song on it?
Memories flooded back to my head all at once— holding hands in my car, driving to OTL, driving to Powell at 2 AM, that whole year— and I just stopped what I was doing and sat and… wow
The crash that killed the car that is in all of these memories is also the crash that destroyed this CD (and so many others), as the light post conveniently managed to hit the car PRECISELY at the part of my car where the CD storage area existed (before my entire dashboard shifted to the right, and the fucking window exploded, and my glasses flew off my fucking head).
Life is funny.
OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER
AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
STOP REBLOGGING THIS
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER
This is my kind of humor
LOVE THESE ASSHOLE SKELETONS
fuck yeah I can confirm this is 100% true
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*
LITERALLY MY FUCKING LIFE
"Oh hey, Will. We’re going to this rad party tonight— you should come with!"
*ARRIVES AT PARTY WITH FRIENDS*
*FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY ABANDON ME AND DISPERSE INTO CROWD*
"Well fuck, I’m really glad I came to this party, I guess I’ll just stand by the wall with my beer for four-hours"
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.